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ShazdeAsdolaMirza | Follow Category: Satire December 03, 2016 - 08:31 PDT | Last Edited: December 09, 2016 - 19:15 PDT 10 1506

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First Openly Asshole President

Honestly, I came up with this title by myself, but then searched and saw that the great Jon Steward had already invented it!

If Richard Nixon was the first closet-asshole president, then Donald Drumpf would be the first openly-asshole.

Here asshole means an idiotic jerk, who is not just stupid and annoying, but really mean! Someone who would:

... say John McCain was “not a war hero” because he was captured in Vietnam. “I like people that weren’t captured.”

... say Megyn Kelly had “blood coming out of her wherever”.

... mock a New York Times reporter’s physical disability.

... question the rights and motives of a Muslim-American Gold Star family.

... proudly declare: “I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married ... You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women - I just start kissing them ... Grab them by the pussy.”

But let's face the truth: the Republican Party has been taken over by assholes! The party of Lincoln became the party of Nixon and is now officially the party of Drumpf!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/24/jon-stewart-predicted-donald-trump-the-first-openly-asshole-president.html

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MRX | Follow | 7 years ago

Guaranty you are jelous of him!!!! Personaly I rather have an asshole as a president than a wussy fake like Obama.

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yolanda | Follow | 7 years ago

I agree with you! Still in shock! Hopefully he won't get re-elected! One term is too long for us to endure!

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GR | Follow | 7 years ago

Yolanda Jaan,

Two-term presidency is a norm. So, Trump may be elected again only to prepare the groundwork for the second-coming of Jesus. Haha

BTW, I've read "Howie" I mean Howard Schultz the current CEO of Starbucks may run for president in 2020.

How Starbucks' Howard Schultz went from the projects to creating 300,000 jobs and a $3 billion fortune

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/02/how-starbucks-howard-schultz-went-from-the-projects-to-creating-300000-jobs-and-a-3-billion-fortune.html

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yolanda | Follow | 7 years ago

Hi GR,

2 terms for Trump? No, thanks! Let's see if he builds the Great Wall (Fence) of USA and deports the illegal aliens, and revokes Obamacare!

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GR | Follow | 7 years ago

Yolanda Jaan,

Obama has been a disaster. He did almost everything Bush did and more.

Here are some examples of what Obama did:

1) Carried out military interventionism in Libya without Congressional approval

In June 2011, U.S. Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) said that Obama had violated the Constitution when he launched military operations in Libya without Congressional approval.

In April 2014, Ralph Nader said that Obama should be impeached for his actions in Libya.

2) Gave a no-bid contract to Halliburton cronies – just like Bush did

In May 2010, it was reported that the Obama administration had selected KBR, a former subsidiary of Halliburton, for a no-bid contract worth as much as $568 million through 2011, just hours after the Justice Department had said it would pursue a lawsuit accusing the Houston-based company of using kickbacks to get foreign contracts.

Don’t be fooled by the words “former subsidiary.” These are the same Halliburton cronies that Bush gave a no-bid contract to.

3) Has an administration full of lobbyists, after promising he wouldn’t have any

On November 15, 2007, in Las Vegas, Nevada, Obama said that lobbyists

“… will not work in my White House.”

However, by February 2010, he had more than 40 lobbyists working in his administration. A list of them can be seen here.

4) Had close ties to Wall St., but pretended to support Occupy Wall St.

Although Obama claimed to support the Occupy Wall St. movement, the truth is that as of 2011, he had raised more money from Wall St. than any other candidate during the previous 20 years. In early 2012, Obama held a fundraiser where Wall St. investment bankers and hedge fund managers each paid $35,800 to attend. In October 2011, Obama hired Broderick Johnson, a longtime Wall Street lobbyist, to be his new senior campaign adviser. Johnson had worked as a lobbyist for JP Morgan Chase, Bank of America, Fannie Mae, Comcast, Microsoft, and the oil industry.

5) Broke his promise to close Guantanamo Bay

Obama’s campaign made the following promise:

“As president, Barack Obama will close the detention facility at Guantanamo.”

PolitiFact rated this as

“promise broken”

In July 2012, ABC News reported that this

“… might be President Obama’s biggest broken promise”

I have gotten more criticism for this particular item than for any other item on my list. People have said that Obama “tried” to close Guantanamo Bay, but was blocked by Republicans in the House and Senate. However, Obama did not promise that he would “try” to close it. He promised that he would “close” it. Furthermore, there were enough Democrats in the House and Senate to pass Obamacare withoutany Republicans voting for it, so if you want to blame someone in the House and Senate for failing to close Guantanamo Bay, then I suggest that you blame the Democrats.

6) Supported the $700 billion TARP corporate-welfare bailout just like Bush

While Senator, Obama voted for the $700 billion TARP bank bailout bill. The bailout rewarded irresponsible and illegal behavior. It redirected resources from more productive uses to less productive uses. It punished the hard working taxpayers who had played by the rules and obeyed the law. It created horrible incentives, and sent the wrong message. The bailout was evil because it rewarded the bad people and punished the good people. No society that does this can expect to remain free or prosperous. Instead of bailing out these corrupt corporations, we should have let them cease to exist, like we did with Enron.

8) Nominated a six-time tax cheater to head the government agency that enforces the tax laws

Obama nominated Timothy Geithner, a repeat tax cheater, to head the government agency that enforces the tax laws.

Prior to his nomination, Geithner had:

1) Illegally failed to pay more than $34,000 in social security and medicare taxes

2) Illegally declared the cost of his children’ssummer camp as a form of day care.

3) Illegally failed to pay the early withdrawalpenalty when he took money out of his retirement plan

4) Illegally declared non-eligible items as acharitable deduction

5) Illegally declared something which was ineligible as a small business deduction

6) Illegally declared utility expenses which had actually been for his personal use

9) Gave tax dollars to AIG executives, then pretended to be outraged about it

Obama signed a “stimulus” bill that spent money on bonuses for AIG executives. Prior to signing this bill, Obama had said, “when I’m president, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely.” However, after reading “line by line” and signing the “stimulus” bill that protected the AIG bonuses, Obamapretended to be shocked and outraged at the bonuses, and said, “Under these circumstances, it’s hard to understand how derivative traders at A.I.G. warranted any bonuses at all, much less $165 million in extra pay… How do they justify this outrage to the taxpayers who are keeping the company afloat?” and also said that he would “pursue every single legal avenue to block these bonuses.”

10) Expanded Bush’s unconstitutional government faith based programs

Obama expanded the federal government’s faith based programs which had been started by President George W. Bush.

11) Supported Bush’s unconstitutional Patriot Act

In May 2011, Obama signed a renewal of the Patriot Act.

12) Increased the national debt more in one term than Bush did in two

The national debt increased more during Obama’s first three years and two months than it did during all eight years of George W. Bush’s presidency.

13) Agrees with Bush’s support of unconstitutional, indefinite detention of U.S. citizens without filing any charges

In December 2011, ACLU executive director Anthony D. Romero criticized Obama for signing a bill that gave the U.S. government the power toindefinitely detain U.S. citizens without any charges being filed or any trial taking place.

14) Agrees with Bush’s support of unconstitutional, warrantless wiretapping

President Obama has defended warrantless wiretapping.

15) Avoided prosecution of Wall. St criminals

Although Obama had promised to prosecute Wall St. criminals, during his entire first term, his administration did not file any criminal charges against any of the top financial executives.

16) Had four U.S. citizens killed without judicial process

Obama had four U.S. citizens killed without judicial process.

The ACLU accused Obama of violating the U.S. Constitution for doing this.

U.S. Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) said that Obama’s actions might be an impeachable offense.

Ralph Nader wrote that Obama

“has extended the Bush doctrine by declaring his unilateral right, as secret prosecutor, judge, jury, and executioner, to destroy anybody, anywhere in the world, including American citizens, suspected to be engaged in alleged terrorist activities, all this vaguely and loosely defined as anti-U.S. security.”

There are 1304 of such instances. Here's the link to the source:

https://danfromsquirrelhill.wordpress.com/2013/08/15/obama-252/

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GR | Follow | 7 years ago

Why trump won. Watch:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B05RPAIKn3o

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1bourbon1scotch1beer | Follow | 7 years ago

Are you alright, Mr. Assdola?

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zolfali44 | Follow | 7 years ago

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Doctor41 | Follow | 7 years ago

Shazdeh wants to implement a canadio-iranian model of government in the states. Right shazdeh??

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Siavash_1 | Follow | 7 years ago

N.I.A.C will be out of job very soon.

What a disaster for ruling criminal mullahs in Iran.

No link between criminal mullahs and white house anymore.

Out of curiocity, I am just wondering what happened to $60 donation of brother Javad who contributed to N.I.A.C . Poor guy didn't know Swedish meatball was affialated to Ali Geda. Hope he gets his money back.

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